Kwug xmas carol 2

Oh Little Payday Lending Shop 

(sung to the tune "Oh Little Town of Bethlehem")


Oh, little Payday lending shop
You bring me Christmas Cheer

Without your clout
I have no doubt
No gifts I'd give this year.

Your credit line allows me
To run up bills , no stop

And when I'm through
Exhausting you
I'll go to 'Moneyshop'.


(Same tune, sung in late February)

Oh, little Payday lending shop
You bring me discontent

I calculate
Your int'rest rate
Is over two thousand percent.

Each month, your cry for payments
My letter-box bombards;

I'm one more sap
Caught in your trap
Next year I'll just send cards.

(adapted from an old MAD magazine song parody)